Monday, April 21, 2008

The Happy Waitress

from The Happy Waitress:
After my third consecutive lunch shift at the restaurant, the novelty has definitely worn off. Actually yesterday’s lunch was going pretty well until my last two tables. First were the lesbians- I thought I had this one in the bag since lesbians usually love me. In fact once as I was walking away from the table I heard one woman say to the other, “she is so sweet!” The magic was lost when they got the bill, however. It was $75 and they left me a $2 tip. Yikes!

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