Monday, April 21, 2008

The Happy Waitress

from The Happy Waitress:
After my third consecutive lunch shift at the restaurant, the novelty has definitely worn off. Actually yesterday’s lunch was going pretty well until my last two tables. First were the lesbians- I thought I had this one in the bag since lesbians usually love me. In fact once as I was walking away from the table I heard one woman say to the other, “she is so sweet!” The magic was lost when they got the bill, however. It was $75 and they left me a $2 tip. Yikes!

Saturday, April 12, 2008

from the same Lesbian blog: Potluck

Things Dykes Like

[ . . . ] (3) Dykes are cheap. (see future post on tipping)
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Sunday, April 6, 2008

from a Lesbian blog: Things Dykes Like

Things Dykes Like

Cant' blame a girl wanting to save some cash. (see post to come on lesbian tipping practices) Plus Chris hates to shop and Leslie takes care of the clothing budget.
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from a Lesbian Discussion Group: Stuff Lesbians Like Part 18: Being cheap to fund their food habits

from Stuff Lesbians Like Part 18. Money quote:
Yes, we’re cheap. We’re not always the best tippers but please understand.. we’ll need the $5 to spend that old fashioned, 100000% butterfat ice cream “shoppe” after dinner.
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