Thursday, January 23, 2003

from The W message board

from a comment on The W message board; the discussion concerned bad service.
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Sometimes when its "the girls" having dinner, the hostess will decide that we want the cutest guy waiter. Now my friends & I certainly appreciate a cute guy, but we actually value competence in our wait staff above cutie-ness. I'm sure Biff just tells himself that we must be lesbians when he gets a crappy tip, because he was too busy flirting & flexing to get our food & drinks delivered. Hostessing is such a complex job.

Friday, January 17, 2003

from Bitch Session in 2003

To the so-called master mind of Liquid Ladies: If lesbians learned to tip, maybe bars would be more willing to open the doors to lesbian parties. P.S. Stop talking so much; people come to hear the music, not your voice.