from Bitch Session a few years ago

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This is cached and there's no date, so we'll post today.

As a waiter for more than 20 years, lesbians are poor tippers. A group of nine, with a total bill of nearly $300 for food and drinks, left me $2.

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I’m in agreement with the comment that lesbians are bad tippers. I know tons of lesbians who make far more than I do and either tip poorly or leave no tip at all. Yet lesbians are demanding of a waiter’s time.

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To the idiot that says that a tip is based on what you spend and not what you earn: It seems that we cheap lesbians know the value of the money we earn, so if you’re mad that we aren’t tipping you, here’s a tip: Get a better paying job!

Comment: Yes, three in one week; this theme was so popular that specific comments and responses continued . . .

From Craigslist Vancouver

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From Craigslist Vancouver: 10% is no longer an acceptable tipping amount!

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Not only does 10-15% make you look CHEAP, a women, a lesbian or Asian (yep, stereotypes exist for a reason, and you fulfill them everyday) it also barely even covers the costs the server has to "pay" into the restaurant to serve you. On your total bill AFTER TAX, the server must give away 5%-9% of that bill to the establishment. Which is divided among the bartenders (who made your drinks, how do you think they get paid?), to the support and to the kitchen and management. All which keeps the costs of the restaurant down, which in turn keeps your prices down. SO, if you Scroogely (okay that's not a word...) tip 10%...you are leaving the server with 4%-1%! ONE PERCENT!

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