The Washington Blade is back!

OK, bitches, the Washington Blade is back! Still no Bitch Session, however.

Even if it takes them a while to sign Bitch Boy [or recruit a new one], we certainly hope they will restore the Blade's online archives, including those priceless bitches about lesbian tipping habits in Bitch Session.

from Kitchen Confidential: Wow!

via Huffington Post. Money quote: Restaurants remember you . . .

...are a lesbian. Yes, I know that's an outrageous statement, but I've stats kept by a largely LGBTQ staff to back it up. I work in an environment where lesbian waiters routinely beg to be relieved of lesbian customers, who are constitutionally unable to order anything that's actually on the menu, demand that individual dishes be divided among separate checks, and then tip 5% because "you should serve only locally-grown, organic foods, and pâté is socially irresponsible!"